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Post by Johnston_888 on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:53 am

we all know them and love them, so lets list them,

i currently have the following:

-Long Stand
-Left handed Pliers
-Sky hook

anymore for the list? Laughing

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Post by Danny_Corsa on Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:10 pm

Sparks for the Grinder lol, this one got me Embarassed lol, was abit stupid 2yr ago Sad got abit more sense now though Very Happy

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Post by Johnston_888 on Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:50 am

iv heard the long stand one is a cracker too Laughing

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Post by ant b on Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:04 pm

left handed paint brush LOL

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Post by truman69 on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm

i sent my new work mate he is only 16 to pay 4 the fuel 4 the van we have fuel cards at work but i gave him my B&Q card so funny people in the shop looking at him gone out lmao

ohhh glass hammer, long wait, new bubble 4 level

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Post by Tom_Glover on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:48 pm

Lmao, cruel truman haha

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Post by keighleycruize.co.uk on Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:37 pm

tarten paint

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Post by George Doors on Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:38 pm

i went for a long stand a long time ago outside in the rain aswell

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Post by tazz666 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:41 pm

many years ago i was sent off to ask some on howmucha pie costs
and i did
and i was given the answer about a pound

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Post by the painter on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:34 pm

I used to be a manager and sis all sorts of cruel things to people......... youd hate me if i told you...... one was involving my non existent brother and his loss of legs.... hes a fantastic dancer you know!

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Post by Fatman on Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:11 pm

I sent one of the lads i had doing work experience to get a new bubble for a level from Wicks. hahahaha. And he came back with a new bubble for a Wicks own brand Level. Barsteward.

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Post by George Doors on Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:55 am

Fatman wrote:I sent one of the lads i had doing work experience to get a new bubble for a level from Wicks. hahahaha. And he came back with a new bubble for a Wicks own brand Level. Barsteward.


lmao...that pee'd on ur bonfire

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Post by Milleboy on Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:33 pm

1) Wire netting seed
2) Box of spots for the spot welder
3) Metric adjustable spanner. Must be metric not imperial.
4) Metric hammer (same instruction as above)
5) Bucket of steam
6) Packet of volts for a 12 volt battery

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Post by the dwarf on Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:22 pm

Left handed screwdriver

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