funny joke

A man was sunbathingnaked, hw covers his privates when he saw a girl.
he told her he was hiding a bird. she left and he fell asleep.

later that evening he woke up in pain and he was in hospital,he did not know what had happened.

the girl came to visit him and she told him that while he was sleeping she played with the bird, but it spat at her.
so she broke its neck, burnt its nest and crushed its eggs

pmsl, class joke vic