Cold Hands!
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Cold Hands!
by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:48 pm
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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Re: Cold Hands!
by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:52 pm
im not going to write what i just thought.
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Re: Cold Hands!
by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:54 pm
why not??? Go ahead - i'll delete it off if its not suitable!!!
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Re: Cold Hands!
by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:00 pm
I get cold ears...... and they need warming up!
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Re: Cold Hands!
by gillyelly on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:06 pm
u need to find someone suitable to warm them up for you!!!
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Re: Cold Hands!
by the painter on Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:19 pm
Any suggestions? apart from ear muffs !!! lol
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Re: Cold Hands!
by gillyelly on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:08 am
dont go outside in the cold!!
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Re: Cold Hands!
by tazz666 on Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:24 am
no its bloody cold out there and ma wee chuckies dont like the cold they go all blue ,pmsl
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