One liners

by **gillyelly** on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:07 pm

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough
Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

by Fatman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:54 pm

Ahahahahahaha them great they are.

by **gillyelly** on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:57 pm

the bottom one is my favourite!

by Fatman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:49 pm

you dont know how true that is. Ahahahaha.

by **gillyelly** on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:23 pm

ohhhhh it is, it is!!!!

I also like the skinny one!!!

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